What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
11.06.2025 07:48

Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Why is my elder sister so mean?
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.